OMG! ScientificAlbertan nails the UCP. Too funny, too brilliant.

Comment by a rural Albertan:

That really is a stunningly accurate recap and funny as all hell!

Roaring laughter:

….shore up your social media presence with 27 guys named Matt.

Thread of Tweets by ScientificAlbertan, June 17, 2020

If you’re ecstatic that @jkenney cancelled the carbon tax, and your carbon tax refund would have been greater than the tax, you might be UCP.

If you think doctors are overpaid, underworked, overeducated know-it-alls who tell you to ease up on the cheeseburgers, you might be UCP.

If your response to the threat of climate change is to roll coal from your diesel duelly on every Prius you see, you might be UCP.

If math wasn’t the only subject you had trouble with, you might be UCP.

If you want to be able to shoot people in “self defence” but want your side chick to have to carry your kid to term, you might be UCP.

When you’re jealous of other autocracies and model your policies after theirs, you might be UCP.

When you blame the collapse of the oil industry on THAT WOMAN who negotiated FEDERAL INVESTMENT IN A PIPELINE, you might be UCP.

If you think Trump and Putin is a romance for the ages, you might be UCP.

If your policies are so regressive and unpopular that you have to shore up your social media presence with 27 guys named Matt, you might be UCP

When your Leader openly cheats to get elected and you’re all whatevs, you might be UCP

When you’re idea of social distancing is not kissing your second cousin, you might be UCP

If @JustinTrudeau is your sworn enemy because his daddy flipped your granddaddy the bird in Banff, you might be UCP

If religious home schooling is satisfactory to your educational ambitions, you might be UCP

If you’re a sucker for a “sweetheart deal” “on the ground floor” “for a brand new pipeline with (no) problems”, you might be UCP

When you’re cool with the price of everything going up because your donors are doing fine, you might be UCP

When you’ve spent your entire life in public service and yet are one of the richest politicians in Canada, you might be @jkenney

And finally, when you ban protests, attack doctors, savage education and special education, while giving BILLIONS away to foreign interests, you’re not just UCP, you also suck.

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